Monday, December 31st, 2007...5:33 pm...by:
Things I Learned About Myself This Year
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I could successfully defend myself against a fearless swarm of not more than 25 five year old children.
I feel cheap because my dead body is not even worth $4,000. But my wife holds my life insurance policy that says otherwise 
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The amount of electricity produced by my body could light up 3 light bulbs, 71 iPods or 1 Xbox 360. But to keep the fridge running would take 4 of me. I don’t think the world could handle 4 Anthony’s.
I have a slightly better than 50/50 chance of surviving a Zombie outbreak. I don’t think I like those odds.
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8 Comments
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 am
When I started reading this I was expecting some revelation that you learned about yourself.
Nice bit of comic relief and trivial finds.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:42 am
I learned that I am:
My Body is Producing 320 Watts!
This is 28% MORE wattage than the average person
* I could light up 3 light bulbs
* I could power 80 iPods
* I could power 2 Xbox 360s
* 3 of me would be needed to keep a refrigerator running
Again nice break from the typical tech blog posting reading.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:58 am
Wow, Chris - You should start selling power to your neighbors
January 29th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Heh - yeah I was also expecting some sort of soul searching post getting in touch with your feelings. Well - now I’m wondering how one could harness that body electricity - charge a laptop perhaps?
January 30th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Hey Jason - thanks for stopping by. I will save the mushy posts for later in the year
. If you figure out a way to harness that electricity - let me know!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I have some much electricty man, it make me have to EAT, Everyday!
Actually……..
February 26th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Haha - I’m glad to see that you are hard at work, Somsac
March 19th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
give me some powser
Gage
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